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UE87 EVIL MADNESS: cafe cicago LP
things were different in thailand a few years back, since it's inhabited by the sleazy christophersons or lou de preycks of our time, you can not just enter cocktail bars anymore without showing your ID! the idea is simple and plain though: watching the sunset with purple sunglasses and a fresh strawberry diahreah with ice in your hands while listening to classic german kraut or early kraftmenship from the same country! sliding over the autobahn while dreaming away on the analog waves of throbbing 80's fueled synth blubber! knowing that everything is gonne be alright while putting your icecold hand on her warm wet bibs!
this record is the summer hit of 2010, a heroic soundtrack to staring into nothingness! the ideal trigger for a change of times! and especially the absolute tribute to krautrock, early german electronics, and later spin offs of neu, harmonia etc.. the band michael rother should have been in! an absolute "super group" with morthound's BJ NILSEN, classical mad scientist JOHANN JOHANNSSON, roadchief PETUR EYVINDSSON and intense visual artists and STILLUPSTEYPA members HELGI THORSON and SIGTRYGUR BERG SIGMARSSON!!
comes in a collaged cover design by denniss tyfusson limited to 300 copies |
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UE86 BIRDS OF DELAY: the cut LP
you'll have to run thru a intense long brown tunnel before arriving at the best butcher in town! he'll cut your meat down to pure droned filet americain or preparé from the chef! bears and bowie lookalikes are huge fans, as this bird butcher sliced many famous animals since a young age. he grew from playing cards in the bar with the big nuts via pinching fags in the parc to a full blown fine line worker!
spin him around and you get a conceptual artpiece, back to the old skool game of throwing cards on a table! poetics re-invented by dolle smurfen repeating the same word over and over again, until you eventually get it and snap, which usually takes a while. a perfect summer bummer for boiling brains and unusual double pleasure! classic tones, properly sliced feathers, and intense poetics.
comes in a metalic green cover design of a spit and ink painting by d tyfus. limited to 300 copies |
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UE85 FLORIS VANHOOF: time slime LP
some creatures have too much energy, too much energy even to be caught on a picture, by the time the machine sez click floris vanhoof already ran off, cutting and glueing 56 meters of lurid 8 and 16 mm film together to create a cluster of filmloops all playing at the same time and interacting with a slimeball of thick synth/tape madness!
a full time member of stoner ensemble R.O.T., though solo-soundwise very different, a full time visual artist and a full time body and synth builder/connaisseur! a lot to be full time, though stronger than the tape holding his filmloops or the elastic holding my stockings.
this records is a collage of home brew synth madness, fieldrecordings, detailed registrations of floris throwing a full drum kit 20 times of a staircase in a church, coincidences and liters of delicious tape delay spun together by a man who only eats fast food, as eating the real thing would take too much time, time that could be spent on more important things, like digging dick raaijmakers, art history, synths and long forgotten sound carriers! finally, the first lp by one of my favorite belgians! after a bunch of self published tapes, cdr's and films it was about time! limited to 300 copies, comes in a bright purple/black sleeve design by dennis tyfus and with 2 inserts, including the scores for these 2 side long pieces! |
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UE84 PIERRE ELITAIRE: de schepper 7" unpleasant size 03
this year PIERRE ELITAIRE turns 50, about time for the oldest dj in antwerp to have his own 7" out!!!! in the 80's pierre and daniel (aka cassis cornuta) were the first and only weirdos in town buying and deejaying ACID HOUSE! they would play it on radio centraal, would always have the newest and strangest stuff and quickly started playing live acid themselves after getting a bunch of 303 roland basslines and 606 and 808 drummachines!
a mountain of twats started copying these genuine acid freaks selling it as if it was their own invention.
this 7", with a dutch parody of "the creator" on the a side, is a definite tribute to the original acid crew in belgium, mentioning cj bolland, olivier abeloos, acid marcske etc., and played classicly raw through a tiny amp, a 303 and a 606!! the flip side is a version of nicky trackx' "acid in the house", covered solidly in dutch by one of nicky's biggest fans..
limited to 200 copies, handnumbered in a stencil printed cover design with a 80's photo of pierre on the front! |
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UE83 FRIEDER BUTZMANN: i'm a 7 inch single 7" unpleasant size 02
the german hero of prankart, weirdo live shows, and real head scratch records is back with a single about a single.. limited to only 200 copy's (handnumbered),
this single comes in a stencil printed cover design with elvis face on it. lay out by kevin apetown and ready to be filed under "seriously weird! |
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UE82 POPCORN 2x comp LP
"a follow up to last years' la bamba drama compilation, which anoyed the shit out of everyone that ever put it on, and made in conjunction with the UE POPCORN NIGHT(MARE), a night where over 30 people played a live cover version of Gershon Kingsley's banger from 1969! this double comp is the sweetest cherry on the cake, it should have been a single lp, but in a over-enthausiastic mood i kept inviting people (thinking noone would actually send something in).
the versions vary from literal covers to vague interpretations to kitchen princess styled cooking lessons by PAVEL BÜCHLER, HAIR STYLISTICS WITH TAKUMA WATANABE, RLW, KIAN SANDALEN, BURNING STAR CORE, DSR LINES, EVIL MOISTURE, NUSLUX, RAIONBASHI, HETERO SKELETON, VOMGRILL, HELM, ATTEMPT, HELICOPTERE SANGLANTE, DRACULA LEWIS, CHRISTOPHE PIETTE, KIP PRIMS, WHITE CIRCLE CRIME CLUB, JACQUES BELOEIL, SPYKES, CRYPTIC REPORT, AUTISTIK YOUTH, REMÖRK, MIAUX, AMON DUDE V, FANTAMATRES, ALI MIO FEAT SULTAN STEVEN, RANI BAGERIA AND HANNO SCHNEGG, BLOOD STEREO, MY LAND AND LION, FAMILY BATTLE SNAKE, THREE LEGGED RACE, DANIEL DE WERELDVERMAARDE BOTANICUS, ROCK AND ROLL JACKIE & NOUR MOBARACK, LUCAS ABELA, CHRISTOPHER LEEGER & KEVIN BLECHDOM, HEATSICK, ASTRAL SOCIAL CLUB, TARP and BLAASTAAL! comes in a vague coverdesign with liner notes by carlo steegen!" |
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UE69 CASSIS CORNUTA mag ik eens even in uw broek pissen LP
"since 69 years i've been begging daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus, aka CASSIS CORNUTA, if i could please start a second recordlabel which only releases recordings from his archive. this botanic's modesty is an absolute exception in times of an overdose of recorded farts, since 1974 CASSIS CORNUTA combines musique concrète, analog synthesizer carpets, weirdo acid, noise, fieldrecordings, tape music, free jazz etc in a puddle of madness spiced with odd staring, dozens of plants (cacti to be more specific), a encyclopedic knowledge about soundart, and an insane collection of hats! besides that, daniel does a weekly radioshow on radio centraal in antwerp since 25 years, mainly playing a combination of recycled music, home recordings and a hell lot of noise! this lp is playable on more than 4 different ways, depending on how many extra holes daniel drilled in each record by hand! some records contain 3 extra holes, some around 20.. none of the lp's have just one hole, that would be selfish.
another beautiful collection of loner synth sound that makes your hangovers or lsd trips worth going for, the strangest beat oriented 303 and 808 acid snoop, and a combination of piss, wind and wood to bring back the good old plunderblur of the new blockaders. this lp comes in a collaged cover design made with pictures from daniel's archive, with an insert and an extra photo. limited to 300 copies!" |
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UE81 NOISE NOMADS s/t LP
"the first time i met jeff hartford aka moose jaw aka NOISE NOMADS was around 4 years ago in providence, a tense looking bear putting a mic in front of an amp, leaving the audience alone with a whale of feedback, pretty pretty pretty confused!! he walks out after cranking open the amp, a minute later a giant REAL christmas tree walks through the audience trying to find the way back to the amp, kicking people over, i guess this show was right after christmas time and jeff found it somewhere or he stared at a young kid that was about to decorate it.. i was very impressed by his show, both sound and performance wise, there was a seriously intense vibe there, felt like he could snap at any given moment and squeeze you to death with a christmas tree.. noise nomads' live sets are always strange, confusing and amazing, an amp iiiiiiiiiiiiiii-ing while the man goes running around the block, a mountain of amps that start talking after he picked a fight with them, a sludgier drummer does not excist. it was definitely not the last time the man amazed me, his duo set with PAUL FLAHERTY (which is released on american tapes), the loner car rides i shared with him to his area in the valleys of northampton, his amazing monthly zines and tapes, his drumming with grey skull, his drawings etc.. it's a total psycho package; everything is there; visuals, sounds and a great dude! the first side of this record was recorded a bunch of years ago and is just voice and tascam! an amazing swollen beast of sound poetry, gargling waanzin, and muffled barking! the b side is the same dude a few years later on his knees in my livingroom screaming through a bassdrum and a contact mic attached to a bunch of pedals, harsher than a prison full of parrots about to be released! there should be more paintings like kim gordon's NOISE NOMADS!!!
limited to 300 copies" |
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UE80 DENNIS TYFUS zine "vecchia signora che viene aggredita da un cane"
"a 60 pages zine made as a contribution to the "changez, een belgenshow" exhibtion at 21 rozendaal in een schede/holland. this zine collects the short period right before this exhibition. all work is made or found between november 4th, when tyfus joined the subhumans of hair police on a tour through europe and december 31st. besides a lot of drawing in the tourvan, this period included a residency at codalunga in vittorio veneto (which also resulted in a exhibtion), a sinterklaas performance with benjamin verdonck, great second hand store found imagery, a ceiling fan party, a jacques beloeil show, a ludo mich show, and the first ever baking cookies attempt..
well collected in a 60 pages black and white zine (with a full color cover) limited to 600 copies" |
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UE77 AGATHOCLES/SISSY SPACEK split 7" unpleasant size 01
"about 15 years too late! finally out. this is the first 7" in a yearlong monthly series of limited 7"es that will really be all over the place. anything goes: from the acid of pierre elitair to the mincecore of agathocles or a prank by frieder butzmann! this first one could actually be an lp! as usual with noisecore, grind or mince, this one has more tracks on it than 5 lp's together! 10 songs by each band, agathocles drills holes in your skull and pours in a cocktail of assgrinding diarrhea recorded on a rehearsal right before their mexican tour! this is no fancy pants studio recordings but the raw tapedeck deal, muffled grunts and painful fastness. on the flip side sissy takes it away with some gerogerigegege styled noisecore shaving off your nose and eyelashes, feels like the recording is actually sitting in a giant amp!!!!! a brutal slap of preparé right there!
comes in a fold open cover design by debby tyfus, with lyrics etc. limited to 300 copies" |
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UE76 LEO COOMANS BASEMENT RECORDINGS 1978-1982 LP
"a while ago one of the members of the youngest antwerp based free jazz band sheldon siegel (all 16 year olds..) visited me, i had just met them and he wanted to come by to get some records. we spoke about free jazz for a while, then he said the magical words "my dad use to play free jazz in the 70's as well".. i was like "ow, and if that was in antwerp, was it with wim?", he said "yes yes, he's on one of their tapes with fred van hove, ivo van der borght etc". my heartbeat went a little faster, wim only made one tape as far as i know, which is the weirdest thing they ever did, a bunch of the free dudes from those days playing as a brassband!! it seriously sounds disturbing. i pull out the tape, open it and asked "is your dad leo coomans?", he starts shivering and his eyeballs turned backwards, i called an ambulance, they pick him up and tell me i can not talk to this guy for a while as he is heavily epileptic! the doctor kept asking me "what the hell did you do the him", i said "i just showed him this tape"..
although i wasnt allowed to join him i sneaked into the hospital and woke him up, yelling so is this your daaaad or what? he said, "yes and he doesnt even have that tape", so i dubbed it for him and asked if he had some other solo recordings from those days?
leo coomans then compiled a bunch of unheard and beautiful basement recordings, collecting the period he mainly played in the antwerp jazz and artist bars!
when putting it on i expected some decent free music, relating to the other freaks from antwerp from those days, my mouth fell open though that this rather modest man made seriously strange outsider weirdness instead of free jazz from hell.
kicking of with aerosol, duo undertone singing to a aerosol machine he had to use for his asthma! watermuziek, playing with a bunch of tubes, saxophones, mouthpieces and his own voice in a bath tub half filled with water! untitled droning harmonica pieces which clearly shows his link with raga folks like wannes van de velde and such! vacuum cleaner attached to metals and soprano saxes!! a wacko paino and vacuumcleaner cover version of louie louie...
i hate to say it, but this realy is a treasure!
the cover design is 2 live shots, one of which he uses the aerosol machine. it also comes with an insert with more photos!" |
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UE75 CARLOS GIFFONI & HIVE MIND CLAUSTROPHOBIC WRECK LP
"lthough it's better than prison, it still isn't easy to live with two guys wearing an ankle bracelet, in the smallest possible wooden cabin somewhere in between New York and Detroit. There's no food anymore, tap water is not drinkable, and eating each other's intestines seems to be the last enjoyable possibilty. The thick dense sound of synth throbbing bubbles up from these hungry bowels. 2 synths fighting their ways to better times, though right now everything looks pretty dark, gnarly and industrial, classic heavy synth waves, rhythmic madness and electronic sadness.
Comes in a collage sleeve by Dennis Tyfus, limited to 300 copies." |
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UE74 DENNIS TYFUS / VAAST COLSON book "a ella le gusta la casalina (dame mas casalina!) como le encanta la casalina"
"in august 2009, dt and vc (among others) went to a house on top of a mountain in arenas in spain. the only thing they did there was enjoy the brilliant cooking of vincent stroep and tom liekens, try various alcoholic drinks, swim in the swimming pool and make drawings and collages all week.
this 240 page book collects all the drawings and collages they made there. raw sketches, detailed black and white drawings, a mountain of penelope cruz madness, sexy times, colourful curly noses, etc..
limited to 500 copies" |
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UE73 GLANDS OF EXTERNAL SECRETION
"bang on the doors for a few hours, no one will open up at the banana fish office! for many people banana fish was a bible, and the pre interweb source to find out about manic street searchers such as prick decay, emil beauliau, neil hamburger, etc... there is absolutely no magazine that ever replaced bf and same goes for their equally amazing own vague "band" glands of external secretion, seems like anything can be thrown in at any given moment, collage music at it's very best, heavy tape machines, too heavy to cary to a gig for sure as they refuse playing live, deep carrots stuck in the bufms scene, a maze of pseudonyms to cover any road leading to clear water. let us stay in a pool of mud and try to find out what's up here, it's been a while since glands did "something" and this lp is the very hammer to knock yourself out with after a long search for "better" auditive drugs!
comes in a recycled cover colaged cover design, by dennis tyfus, silkscreened by jelle crama, and includes an insert. limited to 300 copies" |
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UE72 KITO-MIZUKUMI ROUBER LP
"Kito-Mizukumi Rouber is formed at Tokyo. We are dance bands. Your ankle is be cramped with a rhythm! We are burst of laughter, drinks tea and digs the ground, and sometimes hungry!! Papekyowance pyorotomi: guitar, vox, dance. Tecondo Ookuninushino Makoto: guitar, vox, dance. Papa Big Papa: drums, vox, dance. Recorded by Meo Uwan at the Chichi no ke studio." - Kito-Mizukumi Rouber." |
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UE71 CHRIS CORSANO ANOTHER DULL DAWN LP
"When Chris Corsano turned 6 years old, I already begged him on my wounded knees to record an LP for Ultra Eczema. He played it cool, was clearly annoyed but remained polite. From then on (he is now 46) I would email him the same question daily. I slept in a tent in front of his house, sent him letters every week, had all his different cell phone numbers, I even gave him new clothes, though he kept wearing his fully blue outfit. Much like Michael Jackson, Corsano, the last drummer on earth, always remained calm and polite and made this full on incredible LP of absolute madness played on different drum sets, toy percussion, baritone sax mouthpiece on a 2 foot metal pipe, violin strings, banjo and violin bridges, contact mics, effect pedals, claw bell, metal strips from windshield wipers, toy comb, clarinet, toy gamelan, guitar cable, gongs, metals, triangle, nylon guitar strings, amps, melodica, pot lids etc. In every collab he played in (with Bill Nace, Thurston Moore, Spencer Yeh, John Olson, Eric Thielemans, Bjork, Byron Colley, Blood Stereo, Paul Flaherty, Greg Kelley, Idea Fire Company, etc.) he always changes things and never sounds the same.
Corsano, together with all mentioned collaborators above, changed and refreshed improvised music forever, blew the "free" into free music again, threw an energy molotov cocktail over western Massachussets, and has a non-academic and unlimited interest in sounds far behind any traditional free music school! This LP is a collection of most of his different techniques that blew you away when you saw him play live.
Comes in a hairy black and white cover by Dennis Tyfus, with an insert. Limited to 400 copies." |
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UE70 IDEA FIRE COMPANY BEAUTY SCHOOL LP
"During my last visit to the states, about 2 years ago, one of the highlights was definitely a night long visit to Scott Fousts house! John Shaw took us there and explained from before what it was gonna be like; we would be seated down in a comfortable couch while the last great man would stand up next to a pedestal with some quality whiskey, dope and cigarettes on it, sporting a mono-coloured suit and sunglasses (day and night) while Foust is telling stories about different art records, and mainly his own work, ranging from short films, visual work and audio since 1978! It was exactly how Shaw explained it. I was blown away by the honesty and the effort him and his ladyfriend Karla Borecki put into their work, and how little response they get to it. We shared a common interest in arrogant pop quality, and especially the situationists, to which he relates his work to in only aesthetic way! I think it is a quality in people when you cant divide their work with their persona; Idea Fire Company is a collective of people that definitely swing that robe! Beautiful carpets of radio bleebs and static, piano (Karla Borecki is a trained pianist) and almost kraut-like synth ambience. Comes in a mono coloured sleeve full of dots by Dennis Tyfus, and comes with an insert. Limited to 300 copies." |
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UE68 LA BAMBA LP
"over 15 years ago daniël de wereldvermaarde botanicus (hat and cacti collector cassis cornuta) deejayed a ton of horrible la bamba versions for 2 hours in the now defunct situationist radioshow rtvs (radio centraal -antwerp). the "galdezen" of rtvs yelled/sung along, creating their own versions of la bamba while getting more and more hammered or naturally gone from a bamba trance!
after telling me this short story daniël mumbled "i always wanted to dj all night long la bamba, i think it will drive people insane", this idea expanded into making this international compilation lp , which was made for the ultros exemos la bamba night(mare), february 28/2009 at scheldapen in antwerp. that night daniël deejayed over 300 different versions of la bamba, only to be interluded by a giant lineup of artists performing a live la bamba rendition!
this lp includes la bamba versions by ; sudden infant! floris vanhoof! angst hase pfeffer nase! bromptreb! anla courtis! smack music 7! kommissar hjuler! mitt land och leo! human hairs! daniel de wereldvermaarde botanicus! remork! reijo pami! glands of external secretion! jan van den dobbelsteen! rubber o cement! ludo mich! mama bär! tomutonto! vvm & the synthetic voice of gaeoudjiparl van den dobbelsteen! daniëlle lemaire! kraus! and fricara pacchu!
some of these versions sound very very far away from how u know la bamba, others sound a little bit closer..
limited to 400 copies !" |
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UE67 ORPHAN FAIRYTALE LADYBIRD LABYRINTH LP
"Orphan Fairytale is the solo moniker of Eva Van Deuren, member of the lady folk troupe Maskesmachine, who started blowing my mind 12 years ago as a street performance troupe in Antwerp. Besides my own ladyfriend, I don't think I know anyone better than Eva, and her boyfriend (Audiobot madman) Carlo Steegen. For some reason this makes it even more difficult to write a decent description for this record; we live in the same mansion, and I could write a lot of stories about doing the dishes together, or putting the garbage out. Orphan Fairytale is a dedication to Eva's mom, who died when Eva was 14 years old. A melancholic soundtrack to the loss, and a way of dealing with it! A maze of ever-changing Casio trips dripping with childish ecstasy, a belly dancer oozing for endless adolescence playing with burned dolls in a Barbie house filled with pedals and looptapes! Melanchotronic folk reminiscent to some Moondog, the contemporary Finnish crew, Delia Derbyshire and Asian pop. This LP comes in a full colour collaged cover design by Dennis Tyfus with 2 inserts. Limited to 400 copies." |
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UE66 WOUT VERCAMMEN LP
"Wout Vercammen (1938) is a highly influental visual artist from Antwerp, Belgium. A nonstop performer since the early 50's, described by Ludo Mich as "the Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde from Antwerp. A tight dressed dandy, going bananas every night, and looking as tight and clean the morning after". He has been inspiring the Belgian underground art scene for more than fifty years. He was the youngest artist making real paintings at the end of the fifties. Abstractionism reduced to one gesture. One sweep. One movement of the sword. One twirling horizon… Pulling Hokusai into space and time, Vercammen organised and executed the very first happenings in Belgium in the early sixties. Great collages, the only real pop artist in Belgium, latex word paintings, pneumatic forms before someone else got bigger with it. Always on the move. The way Wout Vercammen acts, performs, talks and moves is perfectly captured on this LP! When living in Antwerp, chances are you witnessed a Wout Vercammen performance without even realizing it, this is possible at any given moment. Smuggling jenever into prison, painting the copper dome of the Carolus Borromeus church white, filling blue garbage bags with air, and especially howling like a wolf, primitive throat singing and using the whole bar as a percussive instrument!!! Wout Vercammen changes reality, and makes it a tiny bit better.
This record is a collection of accidently recorded "moments" and a composition of a black, a yellow and a red paint bucket all shook up through a synth and a 4 track! All varying from percussive punk primitive madness comparable to Kommisar Hjuler, a strange conversation in a garden to soundpoetry, howling and screaming. I am absolutely psyched to release this, as Wout Vercammen along with Ludo Mich has always been my favorite Antwerp psycho! Reminiscent of Ludo Mich, Kommisar Hjuler, the Vienna Actionists, Hans Krüsi...
The LP comes in a offset printed sleeve with pictures of the artist, an insert with more pictures and liner notes by art critic Hans Theys! Limited to 400 copies." |
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UE65 PULSE EMITTER DECAYING SHIPS LP
"the road is long, sweaty and tense when your shoes are made of metal and you have to walk through a labyrinth with a magnetic floor to reach a brown sea full of hungry lobsters. the ship is waiting though, and the tension is building up heavily with every spin of this record, heavy meditative aircraft static blurr slowing down your usual codeine rhythm!
modular synth carpets at its nastiest! you'll be purring when you're on the actual boat.. thick like your mommy's wallet, yet sparse droning that'll get you more "out there" than bob marley at his vaguest. 2 pieces pushing your brains to one side if the volume is right.
limited to 300 copies, comes in a neon green and black sleeve by ulf f faefs." |
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UE64 YELLOW BEARD LP
"I have been begging the Massachusetts based acidfolklorist Joshua Burkett to do a record on Ultra Eczema for years. I met him through Ron of Sunburned Hand Of The Man about 5 years ago, when they did a duo radio session at Radio Centraal, which later got released as a Pewtr Trust CDR on UE. I was struck by Joshua's mix of shyness, amazing and heavy acoustic guitar playing and his encyclopedic knowledge of weirdo music. His music is usually so silent that it makes you all tense and walk on socks instead of wooden shoes. The Yellowbeard LP is a collection of adolescent/teenage recordings made by Joshua Burkett between 1990 and 1994, probably right before the time he joined Wayne and Kate Village in Vermonster! Some of the recordings were overdubbed in 2008.
This is a beautiful collection of collaged scrambled bedroom madness, teenage wilderness, guitar noise, acidfolk, almost psych, organ fuckery, space between the tape deck and the player, outsider beauty!!!!!!!
This LP comes with a glow in the dark sticker and an insert in a neon yellow/black fold open silkscreened cover design by Dennis Tyfus, limited to 300 copies." |
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UE63 PREGGY PEGGY / THE LAZY BABYMAKERS GET AN ACE CASE OF THE MEASLES LP
"While my face drips with pus, yellow soup, manjuice and morning youghurt, i finally got an injection against measles, which I also suffered from until i found out about Preggy Peggy and the lazy Babymakers (both thru a cdr on the great CHOCOLATE MONK and on Preggy's own "being weird isn't enough records"!), I thought they deserved it more then I did. As a "prize" I could release their record inspired by the subject matter. Which became a beautiful audiobook like a madman's guide to alienville! The medicine these chaps have to use makes em sing in different colours and add styles to eachother that never heard of eachother's existence. PREGGY PEGGY AND THE LAZY BABYMAKERS basicly got started because of ANGELA SAWYER's (Boston based psycho recordcollector and owner of the great WEIRDO RECORDS store!) compulsive need to overdub a mountain of voices over a mountain of strange instruments played by JA, the other PREGGY who aparantly "lives on one of New England's gray shabby beaches with a couple of miniature fluffy dogs"! They never play live, it is probably pretty impossible to do live anyway, and style wars it sort of comes near SUN CITY GIRLS jams with FRANCOIS DUFRENE, remixed by a Texas hill billy.. both members were in a mountain of bands noone ever heard of, such as; Pig Sex, The Pie Plate Band, The Cool Breeze, Jet Jaguar Backing Band, Phenomenological Boys, Stick a Fork In It, Laser Laser Laser Laser, The White People, Cough Syrup, The Saliva Sisters, Giacinto Scelsi Tribute Band, White Cocaine, My Son's Coloring Book, The Whoop Whoop Girls, Jimmy & the Waffles, N. Soseki/T. Hatsuro, The Kantian Project, Instant Distance Mental Powers, The Whistle Band, Byron, Jimmy & Gerard, Les Garcons Sur La Plage, Life Partners, The A Minor Project, Moshi Moshi I Am the Decider, Goils Goils & Fripped, Swastika Niggers, Sun Shine Sanitarium, The Cloud Club, Scarcity of Tanks, The Depressed Horns, Fleetwood Sac & the Sex-Havers, Human Hairs, Grizzler Big Band Exusamwa, Duck That, etc..
Comes in a collaged cover with a new born baby on it and prince Charles and an insert." |
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UE62 AVARUS TOOSASSA LP
"When you go to Finland, a country where 95% of the population is inbreed, chances are that you will meet at least 7 members of the Avarus family! You can smell them from a mile away, they're the adults raising their kids on homebrew white spirit, continuously producing the kind of farts you can't hear though the stench is worse than the ones that sound like a brassband. Behind every Finnish tree there is a member of Avarus humping another Avarus member, and rarely a Kemialliset Ystavat member (the other 5% of Finns). The governement of Finland is not proud of this sick family, they try to keep it silent, rarely give interviews to press from other countries and make sure planes hardly fly out. Though for some reason Arttu Partinen, Roope Eronen and Tero Niskanen made it as a trio in a small boat to the USA. The only instruments that made it were a few balloons and a crappy casio. On arrival they found a microphone, a drum and more toys, climbed the WFMU building and played the craziest session ever! Like a bunch of children discovering the 50's euro avant garde scene, the 60's psychedelic free jazz and pre-punk scene, the 70's sound poetry and punk scene and the 80's disco scene in one afternoon!! This LP sounds like a mix of all of that I guess. Limited to 300 copies, comes in a psychedelic duo coloured cover by Dennis Tyfus." |
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UE61 LUC TUYMANS & MIROSLAW BALKA CRAZY HORSES LP
"This is a tape recording done on September 24, 1998 on the day of the exhibition "privacy" at Fundacao de Serralves in Porto, by Belgiums biggest contemporary painter LUC TUYMANS and Polands giant brutal sculpturist MIROSLAV BALKA. This recording took place in the building and garden of Fundacao de Serralves and Porto Palacio Hotel. The basic idea was to record the sound of running horses for a collaborative public sound sculpture by both artists, however during the process other sounds (such as drunk Venezualan singing, "vacuumcleaning", rambling, and discussions about Maurizio Catalan and the snake of jungle book who by the way "has a very stupid expression on his face") landed on the tape which changed the running horses into crazy horses. This record is released for the "involved" exhibtion in Shanghai, curated by Phillippe Pirotte.
Limited to 500 copies, B-side features an etching by Tuymans and Balka." |
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UE60 VARIOUS DE NAGALM OP DE KOPF! CD / NEWSPAPER
"besides the people that i owe a trade and the people in antwerp that wanne piss in my neck because my tale is longer then theirs, there's a mountain of people that actually wanne hurt me physically because they sent me a master of inbelievebly great recordings years back that everyone should hear, though it takes frigging ages before they actually come out.
"de nagalm op de kopf" is a compilation like that! a collection of sounds that represent ultra eczema pretty well although some of the recordings on this comp are over 5 years old! a variation of odd, "funny", retarded, great, noisy, free, off, loud, harsh, sad and brutal tracks by noise nomads, krystal knight (aka jessica rylan aka can't), hacky pack zac sac, mudboy, cement future, happy mother's day i can't read, cards on my cunt, prurient, ex members of josh hydeman, cloaca & vom grill, xo4, burning star core, kites, defneg, tumble cat poof poofy poof, trashbusters, anthro rex, eric boros, bloated ego and the compliments, mouthus, mix ape synb, orphan fairytale, unicorn hard on, muslux, grey skull, black tie rubber pussy, god willing, bobby colombo with silver cindy & jb de kunst!!!
the comp cd comes in a cover designed by dennis tyfus, joshua burkett, noise nomads and bill nace!
the cd sits in between a 16 page paper full of drawings and collages by dennis tyfus and liner notes by carlo steegen!" |
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UE59 MENSTRUATION SISTERS SHOULD SISTERS SUCK? LP
"i don't know a rabi that yells as high pitched and psycho then nik rizili! and i don't know another guitarist besides oren ambarchi that can make strings sound like yiddish yelling! they do sound like ladies that have their period non stop, since 5 years! and they do sound like they are 456 km away from the hospital while the head of a baby is forcing it's way out of a mangina. so much stress, and strings so loose on a guitar that u can put both your legs and your two arms between the strings and the actual instrument. a hyperactive and creepy and slow carnaval of absolute madness! reminiscent to the more sparse parts of harry pussy, the screaming of hanatarashi. limited to 300 copies! comes with a insert, a small poster, a sticker, an etching on the b side, and found footage cover art by dt." |
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UE58 DYLAN NYOUKIS "THE THROAT IS PREGNANT" DENNIS TYFUS "ZANGSTONDES" SPLIT LP
"this record is all about flipping the coin. flipping the coin of persistence and patience. a heavy endurance test pill to swallow and right on time for chilly winter nights. dylan nyoukis is back on his grind. and a toothcrushing experience it is. going back to the old school vocal perversion the chocolate monk president is known for. i met the bearded one at the beach in brighton for the first time, where dylan was sipping dirtcheap beer and gargling bits of slayer lyrics while pointing directions to his crib. a retarded brew of high and low pitched vocal scruff, muffled sonic slime and lungs full of asbestos dust from sitting in a cave of obscurity for the past twenty years. he will sing for wine or ass candy and likes visuals that piss on the hi-brow. total no-fi cassette trouble and underage kids chewing on dusted tapeloops, basically more science fiction that the inflatable puppets in munchies. then the needle stops moving and we hike to belgium.
tyfus drools in the microphone and let's his bodily juices make contact with translation delays, empty kleenex boxes and the power that controls the earth's core. constant knob tweaking, contact mic'd cheese balls, endless layers of mutilated throat sounds jump across the circuitboard like mechanical ants. there's a lot of weird information to absord here. besides the vicious ragtime gobot action, there's a gentle more furry choir medidation zone that will trance your brain muscles over the rainbow. highly influenced by aborignal ways of life and the medidative nature of throat singing, homo sapiens tyfus spit out a true projection of his tormented soul. apparently there's a difference between music and sounds ?
packaged in a classic fold-out silkscreen jacket in a limited edition of only 250 copies. go hard is all they know... (text by carloo steegen)" |
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UE57 JOHN WIESE DRAMATIC ACCESSOIRES LP
"luckily wiese doesn't need no introduction, mang did 1234's of colabs, released tons of beauties on his own helicopter label, played with sunn o)) and is a great graphic designer! this record is painfully harsh at times and even more painfully sensitive at times! less a wall of nuttery and buckets full of zist and garbage thrown at your head, more of an aural test to see how much teasing your insides and your flappy ears can stand. a collection of cut-ups from his european tour last year, using guitar, drums, voice, tape, misc.. the perfect soundtrack for cutting your toenails out with a knife. comes in a silkscreened fold open cover design by dennis tyfus. numbered and limited to 300 copies." |
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UE56 SPACE CACTUS 2001 A SPACE CACTUS LP
"a puddle of gross sound poetry, ran thru some mentally ill reel tape machines more then once, then re worked again and again and again and again", is how you could describe the first SPACE_CACTUS lp in their 20 years existence! when i sent the master of this recording to the pressing plant, the people there asked "is it possible u sent us the wrong audio file, we can only here a voice soundcheck".
SPACE_CACTUS on this record is the infamous BOBBY COLOMBO (who, you could say, is the overall co-ordinator of space_cactus in general) together with cacti and hat collector, instrument inventor, and happy space maker CASSIS CORNUTA. though for every project SPACE_CACTUS has different line ups.
this lp is different then their usual massive analog synth set up, only voices, prepared voice and reel tape machines are used for this recording. over the past 20 years they have rarely played live, only choose specific occasions for live shows, such as the "30 seconds of spacecactus" at factor 44, or soundworks for exhibtions. they have mainly focused on recording radioplays, jingles, film soundtracks, etc., one could sort of compare space_cactus with the bbc workshop, though S_C is more raw, satirical and brutal!
this lp is limited to 150 copies (8 copies luxery edition, the rest numbered and stamped to 142 copies) and comes in a fold open double sided silkscreened coverdesign by dennis tyfus, screened by jean prutpoes. |
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UE55 A1 SIZED POSTER
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UE54 A1 SIZED POSTER
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UE53 ANGST HASE PFEFFER NASE LP
"ANGST HASE PFEFFER NASE; glistening inn lp very very excited to anounce the first lp in 10 years by masachussets based ANGST HASE PFEFFER NASE!!! pretty much 9 years it took to make this album, i can not say i know a lot of people that have the patience to work on one thing that long, maybe i am mistaking hyper neurotic action with patience here though...ANGST HASE PFEFFER NASE is the moniker of CHRIS COOPER a multi instrumentalist, cat and moustache toucher, neologist and member/guitarist or ex member/guitarist of bands such as DEERHOOF, a duo with BILL NACE called BUDDIES (though nace would love to see that name changed..), TURBWASN, FAT WORM OF ERROR, BARN OWL, CAROLINER etc etc etc...probably this is one of the most intense and most "filled" records UE released so far, a percise collage of beautiful sound made with more instruments then a parrot could handle, such as Plastic guitar, bass, clarinet, banjo, optigon/organ,egg slicer, ratchets, broken toys, fan motors, whirliegigs, glasses, tape loops..etc. poor rabbits quickly hide when they see the red head with the twitching eye play his tunes with more then 34 hands at the same time, this could be the soundtrack for some seriously fucked up road circus, dead rabbits crawl out of a lazy elephants hat while a sad tapeloop of a rotting harmonium plays your uncle vomits fave cough sirup tap dance blur, oozing for some romantic noise crackles, the nostalgia of the banana fish days putss him down in his cough again wheeping like a black cat on an attic in new jersey! ANGST HASE has previously released 1lp, 2 7"s, some comp tracks, and a recycled tape for rrr. reminiscent to some caroliner, kemialliset ystävät, hans grusels krankenkabinet, etc. full colour cover art/collage and full colour insert by dennis tyfus. limited to 500 copies." |
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UE52 BLACK PRINT ON WHITE T-SHIRT
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UE51 WHITE PRINT ON BLACK T-SHIRT
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UE49 ERIC THIELEMANS A SNARE IS A BELL LP
"this is the first in a series of solo percussion lp's on ultra eczema, titled sts! though this piece is written for only a snare drum and a tiny bit of vocals (resonating with the snare drum) it sounds like either 20 people on a snaredrum or like a choir, and by the end definately like the sound of a whitehouse lp. this piece is based on a snare roll which changes 3 times. the b side is a psychedelic etch! eric thielemans is based in antwerp/belgium and has made percussive pieces for theatre, has played psychedelic guitar music with mauro pawlowski, spaced freemusc with sickboy and cassisini division and a ton load of great freejazz with andre goudbeek and peter jacquemyn. this record is limited to 500 copies, has an insert and comes in a duo coloured psychic design by dennis tyfus." |
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UE48 JOS STEEN MUSIC FOR TAPE AND TURNTABLE LP
"Jos Steen is a remarkable outsider in the purest possible sense of the word. Telling stories about the dude always sounds like theyre untrue or seriously exaggerated, the way he lives sounds like a fairytale and the way he acts would resemble the heaviest mix of Bukowski and Bobby Colombo. Jos lives in a tiny house underneath a radio tower of the national TV and radio station VRT, where he works as an audio librarian. The house is built on the highest point of the area in a forest. You can see it from miles and miles away. Its tiny but can be called a museum! It is full of homemade instruments and broken pianos, amazing wooden stringed instruments made of garbage and all kinds of foreign instruments no one remembers the name of. Since around 1964 Jos has been making poems, stories, paintings, collages, drawings and music/sound to kill the demons in his head or jam along to their forceful blues. Some call him the Belgian Beefheart and the people that already forgot about Beefheart talk about a local little Howlin Wolf. Jos always made self-released zines, tapes and more recently, mountains of CD-Rs of homemade blues, broken bottle experiments and heavy free music folk. This LP is a selection of tracks of a recent CD-R of tape and record player experiments spiced with vacuum cleaners, rotting voices, undefinable strings, pianos, etc. Its absolutely unthinkable his work could be potentially lost in time and space, for fucks sake, the dude is a genius! In the past, Jos played with free jazz greats like Peter Jacquemin, André Goudbeek, Yvo van der Borght, with poetry psychos like Roland Topor and Freddy de Vree, and with Zappas own Jimmy Carl Black who begged on his bare knees to play with Jos ... well maybe thats exaggerated as well. This LP comes in a gold and white cover by Dennis Tyfus and an offset printed insert!" |
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UE47 FRED BERVOETS REIS NAAR EEN ONBEKEND EILAND
"Released for the "Welcome Home" homage exhibition at the Muhka in Antwerp, Belgium. The audio was taken from a video called "Fred Bervoets over leven en werk", which was made by the Audio Visual department at K.U. Leuven, Belgium. Limited to 300 copies" |
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UE46 DENNIS TYFUS 0032(3) 2934834
"this lp collects a selection of phonecalls made daily between may 5th and july 29th 2007 as part of the groupexhibition "virus" at the hessenhuis in antwerp. most of these calls have been broadcast during the weekly "tyfustijd" radioshow on radio centraal (106.7fm). the conversations on this lp are either really embarrassing, sad or mean. the people who weren't on the other side of the line tought it was funny though... the conversations interlude with vomgrill's analog synth and scruffy voice tunes which gives it a specific radioplay sound or even borders with sound poetry. limited to 400 copies, full colour cover design by dennis tyfus and kermit apetown. comes with liner notes and a picture of a 11 year old tyfus calling his grandmum." |
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UE45 XO4 LOST SIGNALS LP
"the trio of bill nace, john truscinski and jake meginsky deliver their fourth spars, spaced scratched and creeped record, after their debut cdr on audiobot, an amazing tape on bill's own inprint "open mouth" and an lp on ecstatic peace. although this band uses only 2 guitars and percussion they've built up a paradise of tension between instruments that by far dont sound like you'de think they'de sound.. it does sound like someone is pulling your veins gently, softly focused on not realy hurting you but having chinese torture in the back of your brain. a no named peasant would guess this music was made by an old dog collecting thousands of little pieces of metal, knowing exactly what they would sound like if u rub them onto another miked metal closet or a circuit bend old wooden clock. sensitive guitar molesting is never far away. i've heard the master for this record about 50 times before releasing it and still recognize new sounds in it. there's a lot of space on here, and it's realy hard to figure out which instrument is which, not that it matters, but i did think "what the hell is this sound made of". besides xo4 and his solo work, bill nace also plays in a duo with chris cooper, in vampire belt with chris corsano, and in northampton wools with thurston moore. he also does amazing drawings, books and open mouth records/tapes. both john truscinski and jake meginsky also do amazing solo work! this record comes in a collaged cover design by dennis tyfus, limited to 500 copies." |
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UE44 COMMISARIS HJULER EN MAMA BEER MENSEN DIE 'KORT STAAN' VOOR DE ZELFDODING LP
"please translate all the titles and our names in flemmish" KOMMISSAR HJULER asked me for this record, this records continues the german couple's satirical aproach to fluxus, dada, outisider art, whatever u wanna call it.. KOMMISSAR HJULER is a police officer from a small village in germany "flensburg", where he lives and works with his younger wife MAMA BÄR and their kids. MAMA BÄR is a full time painter. the KOMMISAR only started making music when he was already in his thirtees, heavily influenced by the strange music he had been collecting since the age of 16. almost all of their music got released on their own SHMF inprint, mostly limited to less then 20 copies and always packed in handmade collages, paintings or even giant puppets or garbage melted together.. they've done a bunch of collabs with greats like RUDOLF EB-ER and JAN IWERS. this lp includes three long tracks; a hysterical cover version of suicides' frankie teardrop, a piece about the bronx (with some guest vocals of their kid crying..) and a side long screaming argument between a granddad and a kid which sounds so painfully loud and "german" that every touring band will want to skip germany in the near future.. this record gives you a pretty good introduction of what they're all about.
KOMMISSAR HJULER and MAMA BÄR's way of working reminds me of people like BOBBY COLOMBO, SCOTT FOUST, RUDOLF EB-ER or even GIL J WOLMAN. it's the last one in the ultra eczema 6 panel fold out cover series, limited to 300 copies." |
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UE43 VOMGRILL S/T CDr
"All barbeque references aside, you don't have to like animals to embrace synths. Tyfus makes his t-shirt wet and connects the substantial with the impossible. Like a nutty Vangelis bringing forth a goof dipped swaggering pressure. A transition into surreal cheesecakes, wrinkled foreheads and gay bombs over Ibiza. Radical behaviour might be dying out in other cities, but in Vomgrill's hometown Antwerp, local retards still help it thrive. No money in the bank but a stuffed hedgehog on the desk that never kisses the asses of the masses. Heavily influenced by electro-acoustic awareness, mid 80's strobe muscles, back-and-forth stereo holla, spiked metal logos and space age monkey brains. Like meeting a cat in a thunderstorm thinking about suicide. Tyfus spits out emotions like they're early morning Albany pancakes. Thick and juicy on the outside, pitchblack and lost once inside. Most of the Vomgrill tracks are created out of sheer luck, a bit like puttin' together Wonder Mike, Master Gee and Big Bank Hank and baptizing 'em as Sugarhill. No nappy headed ho shit but on the next level tip with black & white keys just like xerox. After vivisection and violence, and before variation... Another footnote in Antwerp's cosmic history and well worth a dime or two. You say one-dimensional ? Eat mud. Tyfus locks doors with all eyes closed. No MacGuyver but he has a blueprint for every situation and a back-up plan made out of cheddar. Music to give girls and icegrill to, if she doesn't smile back you can always throw some d's on that bitch. Cut the fingers off your gloves so you can feel. If you have enough energy stay up late. Dennis is loud. No cold turkey, he'll keep you up all night. No Transformers chit chat either but foreplay, orgasm and wine sipping rolled in one disgusting carpet blunt. Shit hurts. (description by carlo steegen)" |
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UE42 HAIR POLICE BLIND KINGDOM LP
"odd colored carpet of bizarre 3d fields dominate the bright and lurid psychedelic forests you'll have to run thru to grab a mug a brew at the end of the trip! hop on the back of a giant pink elephant and let go, eventually follow his tiny dick-like tail if u are too small to climb up this pink turt in space! but do give it a try and check out what's left? thats right: nothing! just a puddle of restless throbbing poop in different colours. the elephant turns out to be a puddle as well and the sounds you're hearing are all on the most psychedelic hair police lp so far! this is definitely way different then any of their other recordings, way more high bliss, blown out delayed voice and hardly any harshness. originally recorded as a hair police radio special for radio centraal in antwerp! thick black and neon blue eye destructive cover design and a psychic laser etch on the b-side of this 180 grams wax!" |
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UE41 EDMOND DE DEYSTER SELECTIE 02 LP
"this is the second in a series of edmond de deyster (who sadly died in '99) archival lp's. edmond de deyster left an incredible amount of reel tapes behind, full of beautiful analog synthesizer music. his family was kind enough to share this archive with us.
it took me way longer than expected to get this second installment together, partly because i wanted to interview his relatives and other people who knew him during the years these tapes were made. frankly, time flies by too quick, and i decided to release this second lp first, and do all the interviews for the third release in this series. this second lp got selected from 2 reel tapes that were in the same box as the ones from the first lp. one of them mentions the same info as those first ones, "1975", the fourth tape didn't mention any information. i'm not entirely sure if these recordings were made in the same period, though they sound more like the previous stuff then like anything from the upcoming releases; incredibly sad and lonely synth tunes.
comes in a duo-coloured cover with photo's from edmond de deyster and an insert with liner notes and another picture, limited to 500 copies." |
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UE40 BURNING STAR CORE EVERYDAY WORLD OF BODIES LP
"psychedelic carpets of spit, rusty violin strings, half eaten microphone protection, split open lips from too much donald duck inpersonifications, crushed toe nails, fictive electronic cartoon movie soundtracks, a madman destroying the whole kitchen etc..; its all there, burning star core is a psychic cameleon, besides his colaborations with dozens of contemporary freaks such us john olson, jessica rylan, the hair police dudes, cassis cornuta, peter colovos, his trio with flaherty and corsano and his part in thurston moore's dream action unit. for this record it's mostly just spencer yeh (besides one track with ron orovitz) although it sounds like it's 30 different artists! an incredible collection of collaged pieces recorded and mixed from fall 05 till summer 06.
this silver grey vinyl comes in a giant 6 panel silver black gold fold out!" |
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UE39 BIRTH REFUSAL / CASSIS CORNUTA ONE SIDED COLLAB LP
"during the last euro tour of wolf eyes, john olson (american tapes) and mike connelly (gods of tundra) decided it was enough! they screamed "i’m not going to bed!!! i never wanna sleep again!!!", they missed their flights and stayed in antwerp with the ultra audiobored horror crew for 7 more weeks without food and drinks, just dry weed and cancerbags to suck on! after that intense test to see if they could adapt to the antwerp life style, they finally met up with legendary belgian eccentric cacti and hat collector cassis cornuta, this psychadelic caracter brought his whole space synth and tape lab over to radio centraal to record and intense last gasp jam with the hardly breathing olson and connelly, the end result is an amazing trip to space and back to the mental hospital!
comes in a gross 6 panel cover design and with an etch on the b side!" |
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UE38 HANS GRÜSEL'S KRANKENKABINET ANOTHER MISERABLE DAY LP
"san francisco's most german electronic creeper hans grüsel does it again, after seeing their amazing performance at no fun this year i couldnt wait to do a record with these weirdo's!
amazing layered synth madness!! using a mountain of instruments i never heard of these 2 long compositions give you the worst melancholic sunday afternoon feeling, "the party is over", all you're left with is a horrific hangover that will never leave you, thinking of the carnaval the night before this is another miserable day indeed, you'll have to wear the hottest costume again, your head is made of wood and nothing makes sense anymore. this is beautiful analog electronic composer/concrète madness with an old piano trumpet sauce, everytime you'll find new sounds!!! also, be sure to find them live somewhere, the only band that can actually play music while wearing huge wooden houses on their heads. the cover for this record is the second in a serie of 5 lp's with 6 panel fold out covers by snotyfus! this one has a huge green wooden house raster on the outside and a full colour village krank on the inside!
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UE37 DANIEL PADDEN THE ISAAC STORM LP
"Disney characters with 4 eyes, squirrels without a nose and purple owls with a yellow mohawk are siked to announce this new Daniel Padden LP. Daniel Padden is a multi-instrumentalist and a full time member of the UK-based goof troupe, Volcano The Bear. For this new LP he used piano, harmonium, cello, amplifier, zither, tape recorder, concertina, banjo, thumb piano, viola, organ etc.. to create a beautiful fictional soundtrack for a cartoon film that had to be made in the '50s, but could have been made during yesterday's hurricane too. Or; a free dude going folk while trying to play chamber music and pouring a disgusting concrète tape collage sauce over the finished total.
Comes in a watercolour/crayon/collaged cover by Dennis Tyfus, 400 copies." |
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UE36 HATRED UNTITLED LP
"Definatly one of the grimmest releases on UE so far... a swarm of bees are after you in your own house, they're everywhere and you can't run out either cos in front of the only door of your "crib" the half man half beast god rapist is waiting for you... if this creature whispers it's 56 times louder then a normal human being, if it touches you softly with it's fingernails you'll bleed to death, if it walks you'll hear a pounding stomp from miles away... it perfectly makes sense, it's name is Nate Young, part of the meanest band on earth Wolf Eyes, full time lathe cutter and grim co label owner of Arian Asshole with his lady Alivia Zyvich. A part of the recordings on this new LP were soundtracks for Alivia's filmwork, a bunch of it was already released as a limited cdr on Fag Tapes, the rest of this LP is brand new and f**king creepy, even if you put the volume at 1 you'll be pierced and screaming like a spazz. Beautiful heavy layers of tick synth sperm, bells, and creepitronics!
This is the first in the series of 5 LPs that will have huuuuge 6 panel fold-out record covers by Dennis Tyfus, this one is full of black and orange human beasts on the outside and a red/green psychadelic eye burner on the inside! Limited to 500 copies." |
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UE35 CAN'T LP
"Can't aka Jessica Rylan is a soundartist/performer/dancer/singer from Reading, Boston and her records feel like a diary book. Kind of weird to listen to this one goes again one step further then her LP on RRR and her other tape and CDR work, it still includes her amazing sensitive homemade synthesizer work but besides that there's a vocal only piece on it recorded in the Antwerp Cathedral, a piece with minimal use of a drumset, another vocal only piece sung in her kitchen, a very sad piano and voice piece recorded in a boathouse in Antwerp. This records feels like a human being pressed onto vinyl, you can still smell the burning skin... very unreal and very unconfortable, but at the same time like an honour this music is for everyone! A lot of heavy mixed feelings, sadness, happiness and joy on one LP! and still uncomparable to any other recording artist!"
Includes liner notes by Thurston Moore and comes housed in a psych inspired neon pink on yellow sleeve designed by Dennis Tyfus." |
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UE34 ENEMA SYRINGE BÖGENS MASSAGE INSTITUT LP
"this is a collection of rare and unreleased tracks by these crazed heavy industrialised weirdos from sweden! all recorded between 1986 and 1988. originally formed in 85 by kai parviainen and mats lundberg (who later got replaced by landgang) ENEMA SYRINGE played heavy monotone simple noise industrial the way it should be done; straight forward, loud, heavy and simple!! brutal toy synths and repetitive beats dominate the whole recorded archive and the few live sets this duo did, spiced with horrific sounding lyrics in swedish (usually about funnier things then the usual industrial fan would hope for like farts, massage shops, etc..) all of the tracks on this lp are recorded without any mixing possibilty straight onto two channels with a marrantz amp and a tape deck, prophet one, casio RZ1 drummachine, casio toy synth, an old rhythm box and vocals thu headphones and a crappy mike! these beats are the best fist in the airpumpers ever, reminding of early throbbing gristle, club moral or more recent wolf eyes and meerk puffy!
the lp comes with liner notes by kai parviainen, a discography, and is completely remastered. artwork by dennis tyfus limited to 400 copies" |
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UE33 GREG KELLEY / ALEX NEILSON GRAVESIDE DOLES LP
"Two of the most intense young "free" dudes from different parts of the globe: Nmperign’s Greg Kelley from Boston and Scatter’s Alex Neilson from Leeds unite for this completely weird record, taking free music to a different level. This sounds like moving the heaviest metal closet on a little rubber boat from Brighton to the east coast of the United States, kicking off with a heavy free jazzy tune full of retarded trumpets stuffed with little babies screaming for a change slightly changing into ice cold acoustic metal scraping ambience. Tons of different sounds to discover and very unclear whether they came out of a trumpet, a drumset, a mouth or a whale."
Comes in a black and silver fine line drawn cover by Dennis Tyfus with an insert. Limited to 400 copies." |
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UE32 EDMOND DE DEYSTER SELECTIE 01 LP
"I was blown away when I got access to the extremely big archive of this Belgian analog synth king, a ton of reel tapes were left behind, a bunch of them not mentioning and information, a bunch of them not mentioning a vague date. Edmond De Deyster was a rather shy nihilist, who didn’t even tell his own family he was making music until the late eighties. He never released anything because he thought no one was interested in his psychedelic synth sounds. Sadly he died in 1999, the last 6 years of his life he didn’t record any music anymore. This is a first selection of his archive, taken from 2 reel tapes mentioning 1975, no other info. I hope it’s the earliest recordings he did, but I am not sure, as it’s possible that the reels that don’t mention anything were recorded at an earlier date... His early stuff is comparable to the more symphonic sounding synthesizer waves and tones of Conrad Schnitzler for example. Beautiful dark synth explosives, blurry and squirky layered sounds, I wish this was really and endless record spinning all day long while I’m "working"!"
Limited to 400 copies, packaged in a sleeve featuring a blown up photograph of Edmond De Deyster with family." |
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UE31 CHRIS CORSANO / PAUL FLAHERTY FULL BOTTLE LP
"It's not a church anymore, it's an ex church, it's used now for cultural purposes, noot for praying and religious madness anymore." those are the exact words some random anxious pedestrian yelled at Chris Corsano and Paul Flaherty, trying to stop them from putting the St John Renaissance Theater in Louisville, Kentucky on fire. Paul Flaherty used his long grey beard to start the fire and blew as high as he could with a rusted tenor and alto saxophone, the flames went high, but not hight enough for Chris Corsano aka the last drummer on earth! Chris throws oil and lighter fluid on there to spice up the barbeque a bit. This is a beautiful live recording by these two amazing free jazz musicians from Massachussets/USA. It sounds a bit different than their other recordings as it is indeed recorded in a church. It has a thick/full natural reverb on it which gets fully adopted in their music!!!
This record is packed in a black on gold drawing by Dennis Tyfus. Limited to 400 pieces." |
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UE30 WOLF EYES GUILLOTINE KEYS LP
"Dip your genitals in some lighter fluid or break a glass tube and shove it up there, stick needles up there too, and then try to piss it all out!!! dangerous dark old men are watching you while youre doing this, and take you to a rather grim forrest to watch u piss onto the j-tar while a thick cloud of smoke comes out of a borrowed amp and a sad new wave of splatter metal sounds kill your ears, its unfortunate that you hear these things 9 times louder than other human beings. when you feel the cold breeze in your neck, you know wolf eyes is around and you know you better grab your brew and jet!!! dont listen to this record while wearing sandals as your feet might freeze off.
pressed on transparant bloody red vinyl with a see through silkscreen on the b side printed with black vomit. only 400 made." |