paarse krijger
tonight everyone is more then welcome at the bourla in antwerp for a party where BISSY BUNDER will perform!
04 Oct 2008 by dennis tyfus
met die drieste snuit ga je nooit werk vinden
i saw HAPPY GO LUCKY, a recent MIKE LEIGH film, he is responsible for one of the best films made in the last 30 years; NAKED! the main actress in this new film POPPY, was absolutely horrible! well not the actress but the fucking anoying shithead she had to play. i was actually gonne leave the movie theater, something i hardly/never do! though, the driving instructor was one of the best actors i saw in a very long while.. he basicly kept me in the theater! so, stay cos it's gettin better when u think "now it's enough, i wanne kill this woman".

saturday night i am playing records at a party of BENJAMIN VERDONCK at the bourla in antwerp! benjamin and willy thomas will play their global anatomy piece again, which is incredibly funny! BISSY BUNDER will play and then i will dj.


03 Oct 2008 by dennis tyfus
de brommer als instrument
the dad of young free celloïst GINO COOMANS, who plays in most probably the only younger free jazz unit in antwerp; SHELDON SIEGEL, plays on one of my all time favorite free tapes, maybe it's my all time fave in the genre as it's sort of a non free tape.. i'm talking about the WIM FANFARE tape, a amazing attempt of the werkgroep improvisatie muziek to play as a brassband! gino just sent me this GREAT VIDEO of a  broadcast on national tv (in 1978) about the free music festival in antwerp where his dad LEO COOMANS is in! incredible that this stuff was possible on national tv! 
01 Oct 2008 by dennis tyfus
uilifantastisch lekkor
i am working on a cover design for a cdr by WEASEL WALTER, MARIO RECHTERN and DIDI KERN! it will be released by rock is hell and silkscreened by HEIMO WALLNER.
also working on the cover for a upcoming AVARUS lp on ultra eczema.

listening to FREE KITTEN's version of teenie weenie boppie! and to a sparkling new PAUL FLAHERTY/BILL NACE/THURSTON MOORE cd on EP!
01 Oct 2008 by dennis tyfus
the crosseyed show
saw GOMORRA last night. i don't think i'll remember this film in a year but it was entertaining enough.

listening to a EVIL MOISTURE / Commode Minstrels In Bullface split 7".
30 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
het zijn knieën, geen tieten
tina schott, the awesomest german roxist/performer in bissy bunder and all around artist made a VIDEOCLIP for the wtte slurf mannencreme club !
29 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
macrobiotische strafstudie
u can (re)listen to yesterday's radiospecial about GEORGE W MYERS and PAK right HERE! it's been so much funk having these two knakkers over.

also, last week's sparkling milk radiospecial with LESLIE KEFFER and LOACHFILLET live sessions in it, is (re) listenable HERE!

28 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
op de rem staan
u can see the poster i made for LIGHTNING BOLT's european tour HERE! very excited they are finally crossing the grote plas again! they will play at scheldapen on november turt with DANIEL HIGGS!

this afternoon the MARIE HONORE HONORA SORRY giant groupexhibtion opens at de garage in mechelen! i have 7 drawings in there.

tonight BISSY BUNDER plays at bozar! also BULBUL plays at scheldapen!

at 2 (two) PAK and GEORGE W MEYERS will be our guests on radio centraal!

25 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
benenen openen
thank u to everyone who was at the bruismelk fest! i enjoyed most it very much, the shows were great! though what a bummer some testosterone bomb dropped by the end of the night.. windows and tables broke, tears dripped out of jockey eyes, brown air escaped out of dutch handicapper mouths, ... uuugh, discusting end, i am very sorry this happened, and hope u know that this is not a ultra eczema night tradition.

i went to brussels last night for a un anounced second colab of coorz and yeh, brutal hangover funk! sounded amazing, so did george and pak! bummer this horrible band TEMPLE OF BON MATIN had to play.. what a nightmare, sounded worst then any hardline elephants show, even a bit like if the red hot chili peppers would be a kiedis solo project.

SIGGY and myself are finishing 100 pretty retarded drawings for a book called "scary blanket".

listening to all the recent american tapes records, a pigs in the ground lathe cut, the wizzz volume 2 lp, and the new floris van hoof tape on breaking world!
22 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
klimaatopwarmingsoefeningen
trying to warm u up here a bit here for the ULTRA ECZEMA BRUISMELK festival saturday night at 7! as usual it will of course be a fucking blast!! please try to come early, as promised, we WILL punish u by locking u up in the restrooms with kevin apetown for over 45 hours if u are late for san francisco's finest synth de-tuners, ex- CAROLINER and POD BLOTZ members PIGS IN THE GROUND, they will play at 7.30! a tape eating lady, paint huffer and especially a perfect backwards talker is exactly what PAK from the valley's of massachussets is, she plays at 8.15! better not come to close to her after the show too, as her crazed boyfriend plays right after; the absolute dada nutcase swingdancer GEORGE W MEYERS, anything between shoegaze, disco, noise and retarded-poetry is possible, finger's crossed at 9! when it starts getting fun the police shows up to break the law, at 9.45 KOMMISSAR HJULER (a real policeofficer out of germany) and his lady MAMA BAER are performing! stoned of her mind since over 34 years LESLIE KEFFER finally plays disco instead of noise at 10.45! at 11.30 schimpluch member and TOCHNIT ALEPH  master RAIONBASHI might make your brains even smaller then before u entered scheldapen. over 5 ladies have emailed already to ask when the icelandic guy is arriving, this time not only kati and michelle will flash them ruggle muffins SIGTRYGGUR BERG SIGMARSSON, this STILLUPSTEYPA member performs his shivering man at 12! SPENCER YEH and JOHN OLSON (coorz & yeh) should actually just live here!!! they play at 12.35. in between and after all these sets you can enjoy the looney tunes of the cacti master DANIEL, the lurid ladies of MUSKETFLICKAN, the poepie soul of HANK and the drugged queer punk drinks of NAUGHTY NATHAN!!!!!!! see u in the pet!
19 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
van de zon in een liter wijn
ecstatic peace released shirts i designed a while back. find em here! they also did a commercial for it, i was pretty shocked to see my stupid face suddenly in there, though people might think i would like that. uugh!

the bruismelk fest line up will be;
7.30 pigs in the ground
8.15 pak
9.00 george w meyers
9.45 kommissaris hjuler & mama baer
10.45 leslie keffer
11.30 raionbashi
12.00 siggy
12.35 coorz & yeh

there will be dj's in between and after and u should really come early otherwise we will lock u up in the restrooms with kevin apetown for 45 hours!
18 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
goddeloos geloof en van elke frau ja
been working on a lot of colab drawings with SIGGY this week! that has been super fun and easy, if we succeeded in one thing it must be a high retardedness factor or something.. a lot of smurfs, barbapapa's and caraters that u can't even name have been wasting paper!
siggy is here already since sunday, as well ass leslie keffer and bobby from pigs in the ground, all for the BRUISMELK FESTIVAL on saturday of course!

this friday, september 19, the mailorder monsters show opens in london at max wigram gallery! i will have one big piece in it.

please come early on saturday's ultra eczema bruismelk night! bands REALLY start at 7! haha


17 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
moutepap en schaamvlokken
tonight a groupshow opens at bees alpha!
and also; tonight CATALOGUE plays at recyclart in bxl!!!!!

tomorow we'll have a BRUISMELK festival special on our radioshow. tomorow night THE WOUT HAS EARS AND THE FIELD HAS OORS groupshow opens in and around scheldapen!

listening to "crazy horses", a recording by LUC TUYMANS and MIROSLAV BALKA soon to be released on ultra eczema.


12 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
bloosmelk
COMMERCIAL FOR SEPTEMBER 20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
sebiet ne stempel oep awoeg
thursday the sculpture show opens on kamp zout! POL MATINEE has a work in that show!

listening to BLOOD STEREO's magnetic headache cd on bottrop-boy, BORFUL TANG cdr on chocolate monk, and the hungarian WELL HUNG compilation on finders keepers!
10 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
lavenloos geëtter
this weekend's COLOUR OUT OF SPACE fest was nuts! probably the best so far, absolute faves were; RAT BASTARD, DILLOWAY, DRAHEIM, TAZARTES, BYRON COLEY, KOICHI MAKIGAMI, NACE+CORSANO+MOORE.. the disco bar party was fun too, EL G singing in the disco bar was great!

listening to MARCEL TüRKOWSKY's lp, JUNKO-MATTIN colab lp, BROMP TREB cdr, BAD BOY BUTCH BATSON lp, PUMICE lp, SPINE SCAVENGER lp etc.. lot of trades to go thru.
09 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
kleurenspijs de heer
getting prepared for a the awesom COLOR OUT OF SPACE festival in brighton!!!

listening to a boxset of paul panhuysen and johan goedhart!
04 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
blazoenpudding met armgrijs
tomorow night  there's a documentary about JMH BERCKMANS (23.15h) on canvas! also, benjamin verdonck's exhibtion opens at LLS387 in the long leemstreet..

ultra eczema is very happy to anounce it's ULTRA ECZEMA GALMBAL, a acoustic festival in mechelen on october 18! stay tuned for the exact adress etc, this festival will happen in a big ballroom. the line up will be; eric thielemans (a snare is a bell performance in a instalation of philip metten), han bennink (the most incredible dutch free percussionist), maja ratkje (solo voice/acoustics set by this norweigian queen), paul panhuysen (this dutch legend will make a new string instalation especially for this occasion!), kris vanderstraeten & cassis cornuta (great belgian free percussionist' first colab with cassis, for this ocacion cassis fount "more silent and very loud acoustic objects"). for this festival ultra eczema will also make a newspaper or other publication.
03 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
nieuwjaarsbrief
kempisch filmmaker and synth collector FLORIS VAN HOOF has a website 
02 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
rock en roll met frieda vindevogel!
bummer!!! yesterday JMH BERCKMANS died at home of a lung disease. this incedible writer will be greatly missed. i don't wanne sound too dumb, but i have to say due to concentration camp problems i have dificulties reading longer then one page, one very clear exception though is a train ride from blankenberghe to antwerp, where i laughed out loud reading ROCK & ROLL MET FRIEDA VINDEVOGEL completely in one hour, probably because there was so much writing about other antwerp drinking psycho's in it that everyone here knows. it took another 5 years before i actually met JEAN MARIE, he played live on the square i use to live at in front of a terras filled with people who really weren't ready for jmh's aural vomit! who crawled over the floor screaming "call doctor gabrieeeeeeeellll". amazing show! REST IN PEACE JMH BERCKMANS.

HERE u can see the pawster for the ULTRA ECZEMA BRUISMELK festival.
01 Sep 2008 by dennis tyfus
beter een kapotte gitaar gebruiken in de toekomst jongen
RIP Adam Nodelman, this member of sunburned, bunnybrains and tons of other projects and ex projects (such as BORBETOMAGUS) sadly passed away on monday.

come to scheldapen around 4 today 4 the great RADIO CENTRAAL BEVRIJDT DE MUZIEK fest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


30 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
als je kinderen maakt word je ruim beneden
the second and most probably last part of the OVER THE EDGE exhibtion will open tonight at VERBEKE FOUNDATION!

on saturday the radio centraal bevrijdt de muziek festival is on! it starts at 4! come real early!!! the youngest and probably freeëst free jazz act plays first! i'm talking about SHELDON SIEGEL!
29 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
lik op stuk
last night's sounds of orphan fairytale with alice plizaant and edith of eekhoorn X were realy nice! the film was a little too much crying and expressive facial work.. though there was some incredible visuals too. also there was a ton of people, maybe thanx to the modelling work of the curator VINCENT STROEP in this week's weekend knack???

this is the best email i got in a while;  "Ik was dus één van u slachtoffers, en was de hele tijd een plan aan't zoeken om te ontsnappen (zeker nadat ge u fotoboek had laten zien van alle operaties en resultaten) maar het gruwelijke was dat alle meisjes die ge al had omgebouwd da precies helemaal ni erg vonden! toen de politie jullie kwam oppakken was ik net geopereerd...en ook ontsnapt maar ja, hoogstwaarschijnlijk met piemel. "

been working on a recording for a 8" lathe cut on ALT VINYL!
27 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
neem allemaal jullie agenda's! ik zal er sevens eens een nota in schrijven die tegen MORGEN getekend moet zijn!
tonight a local hero from tienen, DISKOSTER will play at de spiegeltent, tomorow night I LOVE SARAH plays at bar mondial, on wednesday ORPHAN FAIRYTALE (together with alice plizant and edith of eekhoorn x) plays a live soundtrack for LA PASSION DE JEANNE D’ARC at muhka media and on saturday the yearly BEVRIJDT DE MUZIEK festival of radio centraal is on!
25 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
tito segers; het is hier zo donker dat je zelfs de decolté van die indische daar niet kan zien, dat is toch speitig?
one of JAC and mireille's 13 year old grandkids, ruby, got very much into damaged goods, u can see the result HERE!

there's an article on GHEDALIA TAZARTES in the wire. he plays at color out of space!
24 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
vs troep zit er weer met een lang gezicht bij
one of the most beautiful places in antwerp is the house of the great GUY ROMBOUTS, co inventor of the AZART alphabet, and finder/collector of seemingly useless things that he changes into treasures! hans theys filmed parts of this little paradise, check for your self HERE and HERE
23 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
een klets op de capita
today, saturday august 23, we celebrated 23 years of DE GEBRADEN ZWAAN ZINGT between 12 and 3 on radio centraal. CASSIS CORNUTA, W RAVENVEER, POEPI MARTELMANS, DIETER and myself played as many synths we could find. that's also exactly how it sounded..

on monday night DISKOSTER plays at cafe de la campine!

listening to; various dual plover compilations!
23 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
live faest
thursday night there's a open air show of the crazed violin damaged BLUE SHIFT lady from providence, the dance performance tattooïsts of YOURS TRULY from bawstan, and the primitive cowboys of BONE RATTLE, a dreamhouse related project as well from boston! this will be happening at a open air spot on the tavernierkaai near villa delfia, the city built some sort of open air stage there some years ago which is not really in use. go there!

listening to the new HAIR POLICE ecord on NO FUNK, and to KITO MIZUKUMI ROUBER while working on a small book for a SONIC YOUTH art box.
20 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
vergezellen of verzegelen?
here's the FRONT and BACK cover of the all vocal split lp of DYLAN NYOUKIS and myself. it will hopefully be ready before the color out of space festival where i am hopefully going to! the program is the best so far, i strongly suggest any human being to go there!

the open hair middelheim museum bought KATI HECK's beautiful sausages, this will be celebrated today at 3 with sausage and some drinks!

been listening to the great colab lp of LUDO MICH and BLOOD STEREO, and also to the beautiful AGOG tape on BROKEN FLAG!


20 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
(st): ik heb maximum anderhalven donderdag in de van abba tot zappa gewerkt.
if i ever have a child it will be named moesta faes.

i just received a great compilation lp of all western mass bands, awesom JOSHUA BURKETT released it, and it has a ton of great psycho's on it such as BILL NACE, CHRIS CORSANO, MIRROR DASH, ANGST HASE, NOISE NOMADS, SUNBURNED, SCHURT KWITTERS, etc.. joshua also did the incredible cover design. find it, it's great!

listening to the yellow beard teenage recordings of joshua burkett.
18 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
borrelbaby
check the fourth episode of ROEL MET DE PADDESMOEL!

also check US GIRLS version of prove it all night!
i ate so much salmon i can not think straight anymore.
17 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
ik ben hans maar ze noemen mij ook poepie!
carlo drank a special ICED SALAMI coffee the other day at the coffee nazi! influenced by the kosher salami of the ramones most probably.

tonight eric thielemans and jozef dumoulin play at the homey bar at st paulusplaats.

listening to MARTIN REV.
16 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
shadazz
tonight there is a HEAVEN HOTEL night at scheldpoppers. i wish there was a medicine against hanover.

i am listening to DAMAGED GOODS lp. yapapapapap
15 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
warm gevogelt
o ow, some asshole or cunt hacked this website, thats why i couldn't update it anymore for a little while.

we had a great weekend in saint nazaire, a town that reminded me very much of LA VIE DE JESUS, morrons on motorcycles were the only creatures you could see, besides that; no cat on the streets.., all curtains were closed, luckily the SONIC YOUTH SENSATIONAL FIX exhibtion was incredible, so much work by so many incredible artists in one giant space that it was difficult to see everything in one day! our friend VEDASTUS CALSON had too take his hat off in a bar we tried to get a drink at..

yesterday a part of the dreamhouse gang from boston visited us to give out some stick and poke tattoos! keep your eyes peeled cos they'll probably play around here next week!

tomorow me and daniel, the white snurkers and a ton of other people are playing at the yearly RADIO CENTRAAL thing at pletdrol!

listening a lot to TOMMY JAY, especially the i was there song. also spinning the SIC ALPS united cover 7"!


13 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
de stoetjes
the stooges got their gear stolen last night!

tomorow i am finally going to saint nazaire to see the sensational fix exhibtion of sonic youth. on saturday they will play live there as well.

THIS makes me happy, especially the little jumpy move he does out of nowhere.. and shit they shut put MIK MAK EN MON back on cable! best wishes irina.
06 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
sonate soldaten jeuk
tonight SONISCHE JEUGD play at the jeukerse feesten!

no fun productions just released a stack of greatness; a hair police lp, a greg kelley lp (aka the brutal beer taster) and a lp of the absolutely best band from australia THE MENSTRUATION SISTERS! later this year i will release a one sider by them! almost as good as hanatarash i'de say..
05 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
modest zangstondes verwerken met een smakelijk tafelbier.
u can re listen to yesterday's cow special of our radioshow HERE and to last week's bonkende beuker show HERE!

over two years it is already taking to finish a split lp of myself and dylan nyoukis, finally it's ready to be pressed, i hope it will be finished before dylan's great COLOR OUT OF SPACE fest!
03 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
oostvogeleiren
tonight TOM VAN SANT, the charismatic kempenair who collects strange giant objects he can't store, makes eggs of hard to find birds and builds cages etc.. shows a video of a performance he did in 2002 at CONFLICTROOM tonight!

also don't forget your cowbell if u go to the drongengoedhoeve in knesselare afterwards!

i'm siked alga marghen released a record by the great swiss odd artist HANS KRUSI, i love his paintings and can't wait to hear the music!

listening to the great "the kuemmerling trio" lp, the beautiful GHEDALIA TAZARTES cd, and another strange lp of BEAUREGARDE, probably the only wrestler on this earthsnot that was into psychedelic soulpunk..
01 Aug 2008 by dennis tyfus
naait ze met zoet?
on saturday THE KIDS, THE BUZZCOCKS, THE SEX PISTOLS and THE NEW YORK DOLLS are playing at the lokerse feesten!

after setting up my work at the exhibition in knesselare i ended up in the blankenbergse sea yesterday. i must say it must have been over 8 years that my body saw salty water. and it felt absolutely increcible.
the show in knesselare opens friday night at the drongengoedhoeve in the drongengoedweg, very easy to find from antwerp. and very very worth to come and kill a blewup chimay there!

i just found a hilarious compilation tape of "6 years radio centraal", a tape from 1986 compiling primitive radio experiments. this tape was in the bottom of a box full of george smits tapes.
31 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
ben ik nu aan het werken of aan het doppen?
these crazed weekends that the MICH FAMILY would spend in the uk finally show some result!! LUDO MICH' colab lp with brighton's BLOOD STEREO is finally ready, only 250 copies were made so hurry up and GET IT!
29 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
en dan komen flodderen zeker..
i fount this BAS JAN ADER website thru lievoenk stamps, and have to say it's pretty great!

listening to the great THIERRY ZABOITZEFF lp "promethee" from 1984. and watching the incredible SCHWEINZEL MANNCHEN!

POLLEKE KEUNING updated his website with pigs of his recent work!

on friday august first, a summerish 17 day long art festival is happening in KNESSELARE, on a farm at the Drongengoedweg. i will have a new piece in this groupshow. other artists in this show are STEPHAN SCHRAENEN and CARLA AROCHA, TOMMY SIMOENS, etc.. yesterday afternoon i went there to check the space out, the curator of the show wasnt there, but the owner of the tavern that acompanies the farm was kind enough to show us around. when i mumbled to tommy that i might wanne show the moeilijke voeten piece again, as it was only shown at scheldapen at the macakehouse exhibtion, and this farm was the perfect place to learn how to walk with these shoes, the farmtavern inhabitant said "no, not the moeilijke voeten piece please"... i was kind of shocked that she would even know what we were talking about and asked "what do u mean not the moeilijke voeten piece?", she said she was gonne be honest with me "i don't like that piece"... "i saw it on the internet", lucky for the tavern farmers i recorded an hour long of sounds the people from knesselare will relate to much better then to my moeilijke voeten and which they will hear for the next 17 days in a non stop loop..
28 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
kartonnen lp's
BLAASTAAL were invited to make a special for the national holiday of belgium.

KEVIN APETOWN changed his name into JASON VAN GAVER. i know that doesnt sound funny to some of the english speaking people that read this nose, but JASON is a pretty hilarious name if u live in antwerp. his parents were actually normally gonne call kevin JASON. as he would be happier with this name and is bummed out since over 30 years now, we decided its time for a change! JASON from NOW on!!

27 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
wie is het van mb
in some weeks ULTRA ECZEMA is putting out a new lp by the west coast graphic designer, label host, and noise magician JOHN WIESE! u can already see the back and front cover HERE and HERE!
25 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
het krat krabt de krollebol van de krant
the michigan based walking artwork, comedian, instrument builder, painter, collagist, encyclopedia and member of the life is just a rip of crew JOHN OLSON sells his great collages on the web right now right HERE!

tonight (thursday) WITTE CUNILINGUS CODDIGAARTS are playing at bar mondial! afterwards dj paniekzaaier is spinning his wheels!

listening to ROLAND TOPOR and to the FUTURIANS from new zealand!
24 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
t'is nen brave, aadoenix
yesterday the sweet italian mountain folks of the HUNDEBISS label and distribution (most probably the only underground distro in italy that sells strange tapes) visited antwerp for one day. they hooked me up big time with their OLYVETTY "im leeren" 7", the 7inch is limited to 333 copies and has this weird fold open cover art with a hand made pop out in it. i can especially dig the b side of the single, it has this strange slowed down 303 style tune in it. 

right now i'm listening to parts of the intense archive of the greatly missed GEORGE SMITS. he had a weekly radioshow on radio centraal called ZBOLK RADIO PICTURES, where he'de only play and remix his own music, a beautiful sound collaged mix of psychedelia, tapes, loops, acid folk and especially the sound of his giant long string/isimo instalations! thrue his widow marceline bertels i got acces to his photo and recording archive. which is incredible! a bunch of it though is not dated, and i keep hearing from a ton of people that he'de just give out his original radio tapes to people he knew. it's a big puzzle so far.. i'm gonne try to release a series of lp's of this great archive, most probably in random order. this afternoon i am visiting someone who has 4 more tapes. some years back lowlands released 2 cds of george. which are ok, though, too cleaned up! the great and more raw mixes on his radio tapes are more my cup of titties! more psych! more scary and more "off"! during the 60's GEORGE played mouth organ in ferre grignard's band, made silkscreens under the MAFPRINT moniker and made the 60's underground comic zine SPRUIT with ercola!
23 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
een plas brie in de zon laten liggen.
u can re listen to the last week's french special of our radioshow HERE and to last saturday's birdy show HERE!
22 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
talmt niet, wachtende roedestok!
happy to see HENDRIK HEGREY do a blog! even happier that he will come to RADIO CENTRAAL BEVRIJDT DE MUZIEK festival, a "free music" festival with a lot of aged pedestrians, and a bunch of young troopers such as SHELDON SIEGEL! nog a lot of nachjes sleepen though, the festival is on at scheldapen august 30!

tonight (tuesday night) WIPED SNORREN CLUB are playing at the gentse feesteuuuuuhh, a peasant festival that takes a week in hant! on thursday they luckily also play at BAR MONDIAL.

i made a card for the upcoming baby of wannes and kirsten. for 2000 euro i will tell u if it will be a boy or a girl! (first give me the money in person, then i will tell u.)

watching the fucking incredible ABURADAKO and listening to kito mizukumi rouber!


22 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
teenagelnis, als dat meneer lat niet is!
a bunch of unheard recordings of the incredibly beautiful DELIA DERBYSHIRE got a new home! i sincerely hope someone will release all of this on vinyl!!!!
while i wait for this i will listen to the menstruation sisters!
21 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
speeskees
u can listen a short part of the SPACECACTUS lp HERE! it is already sold out from us but soon enough u can order it from VOLCANIC TONGUE, CONSPIRACY, ECLIPSE, FUSETRON, A MUSIK, etc..

on friday vaast showed me his pussy, it doesnt have a name yet, i think it should be called dennis or maybe even SEGERS! u can suggest names if u see vaast around by whispering softly in his ears (first remove the thick brown hair carpet). while showing me his new toy, he also showed me the great CLUSTER album ZUCKERZEIT, since then i'm spinning it non stop! also spinning the marvelous O LEVEL comp cd.
20 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
schrokkende schoft
tonight (friday) CAKEHOUSE shows new work at conflikkeroom in borgerhoutlijm! i am dj'ing between 2 and 3 at scheldapen!

tomorow DAMAGED GOODS play a last minute show with FAST POINT  (who had an absolutely hilarious dance crew with them) at  BAR 219 in antwerpung !
18 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
correctie vloeistof
tonight DAMAGED GOODS present their brand new lp at hob snot in brascheet. tomorow kakuis are doing a show at a projectspace on the gymnasticwoodsebaan in antwerp, afterwards i'm dj'ing at scheldapen (between 2 and 3)!
17 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
bruce water
tonight wooden shjips play at scheldapen!

i just went to a 50/50 meeting, maybe that was a little akward as i never was at these meetings when they were still happening (late 80's till the beginning of the 90's), basicly the 50/50 meetings were an organisation of chris streetlink, who later formed (the now destroyed and greatly missed) factor 44 with hairy hairmans. by the end of this year the building factor 44 was housed in will be sold, this means that something needs to happen with the enormous archive of the inexistent and 50/50 days, the meeting today was set up to see who is intrested to work with it. there is a very nice presentation of a part of this archive on view at wolstraat 33! if u happen to be in antwerp,definatly go take a leek there (open until the end of this weekend)! a lot of old pictures of wout vercammen, stan peers, guy rombouts, dominic gregoire (dr dog) toni and carlos, christ de laet, etc.. and giant paper table cloth full of paint, garbage and sticky grease of these meetings! i think it would be a good idea a museum in antwerp would take over this archive. the hardons of ultra eczema will most probably check out the audio archive of these meetings for possible release.
14 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
bloedpudding
tenten bloed! kevin apentand made a beautiful poster for this sunday's knalling QUATORZE JUILLET party with dj pierre elitair at scheldapen!

tonight BLOWFLY is playing at bar mondial!

u can see the record cover i did for the space_cactus lp HERE! the lp will especially be available at distros as it is almost sold out from me already!

u can hear the last three radioshows HERE! tomorow we will only spin french music i think.

this page didnt get updated cos for some reason my computer doesnt wanne do it.., some days ago i finally visited the great VIVIANE KLAGSBRUN, we were gonne trade drawings some years ago, but as usual that didnt happen, until this week, i had the same feeling as visiting brinkman, jung and chippendale for the first time, they had mountains of drawings laying around which sort of made me feel like i wasnt doing anything at all for the past 10 years. i was absolutely blown away by viviane's ton of beautiful drawings, and also by her stories about her days in the otto muehl communne during the 70's, she showed me great zines, photos and books of those days which were hilarious. pretty soon i am going to interview her about all this on our radioshow.


09 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
een kindervinger gaat er net in
tonight OOR VAN FARITS TEEL and WITTE EN BRUINE CHOCOLADE CLUB are playing at cafe de odilon in hoogstraten! afterwards all of these snikkels are going HERE! u should do the same if it doesnt rain too hard.

tomorow GEILOOM BAAILS exhibition at smak ends with a knalparty.
05 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
klopt als een kombuis
friday the detuned bunch of RAY PACHINO are playing at a jelle crama organised show at scheldapen! steven creamers, a indie jelle the creamer lookalike, is also playing with his loveband.
03 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
cuni lingus gevend
i can very much apreciate this website.
03 Jul 2008 by dennis tyfus
meer faes in de monitor
this thursday the summer officially starts with a exhibtion of the great german lady TINA ERKOMTSCHOTTINDESAAK, u can see all about it here! tina had the best club i ever been to together with another tina, which was also the smallest club i ever been to, called THE ROXI, they made beautiful collaged flyers for every event there and they hosted amazing party's etc.., also she recently did a residency at AIR in antwerp. at this moment she is entertaining you with BISSY BUNDER, a performance troup that work harder on their costumes then bassie and adriaan!


30 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
we kunnen toch vrienden blijven
tonight SPACECACTUS present their lp "2001 a spacecactus" at stella lohaus gallery. it is the last day of the I NEVER LIKED NEON UNTIL I MET YOU exhibtion. show starts at 8 sharp, doors are wide open all the time..
28 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
verse zalm uit noorwegen
god, rudi cayers, old skool industrial graphical minister and member of lacoste in the 80's, moved to norway in the beginning of the ninetees to get fresh salmon over every year for his hungry belgian friends. the salmon there is uncomparable to the garbage we eat here! thanx for the great breakfast rudi!

tomorow it's friday, this mean that a troupe of wild forest psycho's from SUNBURNED HAND OF THE MAN will play for free at the stella lohaus gallery! starts at 7 sharp!
on saturday the first ever record by SPACE_CACTUS will be presented at the same gallery as well! with a live set and some drinx!



26 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
een zo kort mogelijke boer laten is moeilijker dan een zo lang mogelijke boer laten
there's an article about scheldpompers in de morgen, it gives you 10 reasons why scheldarmkankerlak should stay. chances are that a giant football stadion will replace the only decent venue in our village. which would of course be a bummer.

the biggest shoppingstreet in antwerp "de meir" changed names, it is called "de neir" from now on.

JO, a young responsible driver and great drawing monster has released a cd of his grindcore project as his graduation project, the cover art looks stunning! find it.

i am siked to see NA play tonight!


23 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
doppers werken harder dan niet doppers
last night's scheldpijbirthday party was a blast!!! about 700 people showed up, best costume was bert lezy's dopkaart! felix show was super too!

NEGATIVE APROACH plays at hof ter loo tomorow!!!!!!!
22 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
confituur met rijst en zure majonijs
kabouters are happy, as today, the only nice venue in antwerp SCHELDAPEN, celebrate their 10nd birthday!!!!!! and the great german sci fi dancing queen FELIX KUBIN is playing live. if u are dressed in cardboard you get in for free.
21 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
hij is een pak kleiner en ouder dan ik doegt
ALAN VEGA was hilarious! his 9 year old kid joined for the last song on stage, small leather jacket and giant mullet, the sound was horrible but the aged dance moves were worth the hours long wait.

today i'm finally gonne check out the MIKE KELLEY exhibtion in wiels!

listening to HEVOSET, a new record on DEKORDER!

tomorow scheldapen celebrate their 10th birthday!!!!!!!!
20 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
anale vegetariër
tonight  KYLE FIELD aka LITTLE WINGS and also, the great ALAN VEGA will play for free at the opening of some r&r exhibition at bozar in bxl.

I WONT DJ AT THE VITRINE CAFE TONIGHT! because something horrible happened. the nice brussels based walking music encyclopedia HELMUTMUT and the young ear eater AIGREDOUX are playing there for sure though!!

listening to a brandnew lp by BUILDING TRANSMISSIONS, incredible acordion music that even reminds me of DIETER ROTH.
19 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
beschutte werkplots
please sign THIS PETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
spookrijder
wccc papier plays on studio blubber somewhere today.

SY exhibition opened today.



17 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
honderd lieren als je gaat zeggen dat dien hoet onderstenboven opstaat
PAUL TIMMERMANS, a manusje vanalles in the belgian experimental music scene (primitive self built instruments, sound poetry, prepared piano, analog synth, etc..), was our guest on saturday in our radioshow, a rather serious show this time, with a few different live sets by the man himself and a sort of interview.. u can re listen to it HERE!

i hope to go to the opening of SONIC YOUTHa sensational fix, a groupexhibition with all artists ever involved with SY since their first days up until now! the show opens tomorow night.
16 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
beuriën
there's a short interview with narelle dore in de morgen. go see her show today or tomorow, it's titled KNOCK ON WOOD and is the first collection of the fourth year in this show!

michele martin won the pro jury price of the canvas collectie, rachel agnew won the audience price!

listening to the ga'zheart lp, the new andy votel comp and jefferson airplane.
13 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
cafe de pijl
tonight the pintjes are cheap and the show is for free at stella lohouse gailerie! DSR LINES will play at 8 sharp! dont miss out!

the nicest lady on this planet, NARELLE DORE, is showing her graduation collection today, tomorow and on saturday at the academy's yearly fashion show at waagnatie in antwerp!
12 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
oorlogs dretlogs
tonight at 9h a silkscreen show by FRED BERVOETS opens at DE RODE 7, a fine restaurant at st jansplein in antwerp!
10 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
dorstdag
on thursday the second event is on at the I NEVER LIKED NEON UNTIL I MET YOU exhibtion at STELLA LOHAUS GALLERY! it's free and starts at 8 sharp! DSR LINES will play live!!!!! it will end at 10, and i certainly hope this dude will be there..

lievoenk uploaded a chuchube flikker of last friday's glass eating contest, u can see it HERE!
09 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
plongs de gekke kikker
rest in peace freuke baeyens!

thanx to everyone who showed up at last night's UE night, it absolutely ruled! HERES some pictures of the bizzy bunder set!

today's radioshow with the great 16 BITCH PILE UP and JUSTICE YELDHAM is re listenable HERE!
07 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
als die nu normale kleren zou aandoen
friday june 6 another ULTRA ECZEMA night is on!! an almost all ladies night at scheldapen with the first live set of the tape loop lady delay duo of EEKHOORN X (repeat this in a limburg accent!), with members of ORPHAN FAIRYTALE and MASKESMACHINE! then a already legendary outdoor performance by BISSY BUNDER, a international performance troupe that work harder on their costumes then bassie! after that, the ecstatic pissed ladies of 16 BITCH PILE UP will pore zwarte oostindische inkt in your ears, and the only boy on stage JUSTICE YELDHAM will clean your car windows! in between and afterwards dj's HANK, FAGGOT, DANIEL, PELVIS SLATER and HEADACHE will spin the wheels! it hopefully starts around 8.
05 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
keubeujs
u can re listen to last saturday's radioshow HERE!

vice interviewed LUDO MICH, u can read it HERE!
also; the only intresting blog on this line, updated itself strangely again, talking about BESTE OOIT of course!

tonight some australian garage band  called the double agents play at bar mondial!

listening to a PAUL TIMMERMANS lp, and to a bunch of new and recent SUNBURNED related candy!
03 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
tienerhengst
den boris is involved in a designers group these days called designelgangers. u can see their website HERE
02 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
geschiedennis
antwerp's finest religious fanatic MIRUKI TUSKO has a website. he btw believes that LIEVOENK STEPS use to be a lady "because his handwriting is realy feminin".
02 Jun 2008 by dennis tyfus
dat ik het precies kan dozeren want ik haat verspilling
tonight there's a DOZER party at scheldapen!
30 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
een gewone job zoeken
there's an article about my exhibition at stella lohaus gallery in HART MAGAZINE. hans theys wrote it.
in the same issue u'll also find an article about KATI HECK's great show at het domein in sittard!

listening to weirding module tapes, and also just listened to a incredible acordion record by building transmissions.
29 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
dikke vette zwarte take out
TSUUR BEREKE got interviewed in a new belgian online sk8boardmag.

LOGEMENT sets up their aidst event at DE SINGHOLE tonight! PEUL MATJES does something there as well!

BEERTJE PORK!!!!!!!!!


28 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
schietgebed
a new commercial is made for the EDMOND DE DEYSTER lp, u can see it HERE! also, there's already a commercial made for the SPACE_CACTUS lp, which will be presented at stella lohaus gallery on june 28!

some cowboy pigs of last week's AWESOME COLOR- GRAVEYARDS- CORSANO funk!

TUNE UP, a recordstore and general good hang out in antwerp, started A BLOG, for new arrivals!
27 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
ik lag reeds te ronken
u can re listen to yesterday's radioshow (with great live sessions by ORPHAN FAIRYTALE/ CHRIS CORSANO duo, and JOHN OLSON/ HANS BUETOW duo) right HEREEEEE!

last few night's free ass festival at zaal belgië was fun, i loved the double graveyards set with spencer yeh, christine sehnaoui (probably the pretty-est lady in free music ever) and helena espvall, as usual it ruled to see FLAHERTY , totally bummed i missed he's first set as i changed the zaal belgië restroom into a vomit swimmingpool after drinking some of his yummi whisky.

sunday is bummer day usually, though i am listening to dieter roth, chrome, a new burning star core stack (with amazing artwork by ROBERT BEATTY), and the first lp by ARA which changes bummer day into happy times day!
25 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
wie niet hoornen wild moet lawsteren
kapotte sveer! last night's marriage party for kati and the grens was great, AWESOME COLOR played another killer set there and bear masks and drunk dancers floated around like it was 1999!

tonight and tomorow night there's a giant amount of free players doing time at zaal belgië in hasselt! a bunch of giants like CORSANO, OLSON, SPENCER YEH, EVAN PARKER, PAUL FLAHERTY, WALLY SHOUP, GRAVEYARDS, etc etc.. all playing in different line ups and invented on the spot bands! tomorow afternoon we will broadcast a double whammy live session of CHRIS CORSANO WITH ORPHAN FAIRYTALE, and of JOHN OLSON WITH HANS BUTOW.

here's a shot of the GRAVEYARDS set at stella lohaus gallery on wednesday!
23 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
paardentrem
tonight first bunch of live sets at stella lohaus gallery!!
21 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
de voetballer kaka
u can re listen to last saturday's radioshow HERE!

last night's AWESOME COLOR show was awesome!
20 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
kabouter beuling
tonight AWESOME COLOR plays a free show at the monthly full moon party at cafe de la campine, i have to dj there a little bit along with 456 other people (corner of cadixstraat and kempisch dok), show will start late, so first you can check out the great new/recent hardcore band VOGUE with PISSED JEANS at scheldapen!

also GUY ROMBOUTS' solo show started in yellow!

and don't miss this on wednesday!
19 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
zijne popo
i finally went to see the giant KATI HECK show at "het domein" in sittard/ holland, realy beautiful show that is!!!! u can still check it out until june 15, so hurry up! i regret i didnt went to the opening, as kati's band "bizzy bunder" did a live performance there! today KATI did a Q and A there with a strange dutch interviewer, also LISA JEANNIN was part of the q&a, and she did a live performance with her turtle VILHELM, who plays the synths while walking over em..!
18 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
mooie bomen vangen veel windjes
just finished the cover design for the new DAMAGED GOODS lp, u can see the back HERE and the front HERE!
also finished the insert for a BURNING STAR CORE 10", u can see that one HERE! and also finsished the poster for the next ULTRA ECZEMA night, with JUSTICE YELDHAM, 16 BITCH PILE UP, EEKHOORN X, BIZZY BUNDER and a ton of discjhonny's! u can see the poster HERE!

the NOISE ART groupshow opened this weekend at KS ART in new york, which is across the road from the incredible NO FUN FEST, i cant express psychically how bummed i am that i'm missing this great event. anyway, the artshow is curated by Thurston Moore (that tall guy from the pixies), i have about 5 drawings in there. other artists include a bunch of my faves, such as; John Olson (who is playing this wednesday at stella lohaus gallery!!), Maya MillerEline Dam, Noise Nomads, Bill Nace, Chris Forgues, Alivia Zivich, Chris Pottinger, Nate Young, Robert BeattyDylan Nyoukis, nik rizili, Kim Gordon, Max Eisenberg, Mike Connelly and Heath Moerland!!

18 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
computerdwerg
tonight the wiped crime club present their new record at scheldapen!

they're cutting down all the trees in front of our house, it's bold here.

tomorow night SHIT AND SHINE (with mat brinkman!), AWESOM COLOR and MV play at zaal belgië at a free fest!

next wednesday (my 21) the first in a series of live happenings is on at the I NEVER LIKED NEON UNTIL I MET YOU expo at stella lowhouse gallery! a free knaller with exceptional live duo's of CHRIS CORSANO and ORPHAN FAIRYTALE, SPYKES (members of DEAD MACHINES, WOLF EYES, GRAVEYARDS, ANTI FREEDOM etc..), and BUNNY HELL duo. it starts at 6.30 and has to end before 10!! so be early!!!
15 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
curryworst special
last saturday's titty special is re listenable HERE! and may turt's FLORIS VAN HOOF special is re listenable HERE!
14 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
tien kleine neighbours
absolutely great ten ton tits party last night!

on thursday dj live faest die young plays at THE WHITE CIRCLE CRIME CLUB cd release party at scheldapen, hand in hand to disney land with dj bissy bumsi, dj holland and gora and pisbroek jeans!!
12 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
beter 1 tet in de ant dan ting in de loeft
tonight the TIEN TON TET party is on at scheldapen!!!!

aaarch, damn i wish i had THIS SONG!

listening to LOU AND THE HOLLYWOOD BANANAS! (who in some way remind me of jack the rapper)
11 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
vogelen in de bargen
last night was a lot of fun! thanx to everyone who showed up, here and here's  some pics of some nice kabouters that were kind enough to hang out at the stella lohaus tequilla gallery for a while.

tomorow we'll broadcast a session of the new york based NAUTILUS,  aka HEIDI from wooden wand and the vanishing voice! besides that, me and steven will compare tits for an hour long, yes indeed u can call it a tits special, because on sunday dj filiep de wintor is spinning some floorkillers at the TIEN TON TET party, a already legendary dance party at scheldapen!

THIS is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS is the invitation for the NOISE/ART groupshow at KS ART in new york, a groupshow curated by THURSTON MOORE, i'm a little bummed i can't go there to see it, as it will have a bunch of my faves such as JOHN OLSON, MAYA MILLER, NIK RIZILICHRIS POTINGER, MIKE CONELLY, DYLAN NYOUKIS, KIM GORDONCHRIS FORGUESBILL NACE, NOISE NOMADS, ALIVIA and NATE, etc... , bummed as well a tiny bit i will miss the great NO FUN festival this year as well, though being bummed is for freetards!
09 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
pakt ze biko
about; I NEVER LIKED DENNIS UNTIL I MET NARELLE.
to take away some nerves and reserved feelings, we installed a tequilla bar at the stella lohaus gallery, LEONARE and SINE will serve you a delicious simple mountain of salt, a piece of lemon and a straw so u can snort the whole bunch addje fundumb!

during the course of this show a bunch of people will play live (not at the opening); a duo of chris corsano and orphan fairytale, olson solo, spencer yeh solo, spacecactus maybe.. etc..

listening to a new PAX TITANIA tape!
07 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
neon lichtjes van de schele van der linde
can't wait for THIS!

setting up the I NEVER LIKED NEON UNTIL I MET YOU, a joyful summer style exhibtion opening this turtday at 6!

keflarf apetown released a new skateboard, limited to 50 copies!

listening a lot to MICHAEL HURLEY.
05 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
een papegaai met een snush
today video artist/ minimal synth playboy FLORIS VANHOOF is our guest in our radioshow. he's doing a  live session and we'll ask him about his neighbours' parrots.

also, what use to be CARLO's FREAKS END FUTURE recordstore got taken over by some steve guy, the new store is called INTENSE RECORDS, steve unfortunatly couldnt come up with a new name, so carlo fount steve a nice name for his new store.. and it opens today!! MIRUKI TUSKO did a mural there.
03 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
satanic youghurt cure
u can see the poster i did for the SONIC YOUTH museum show HERE! it will be printed as a 1.20 by 1.70 m offset thing!
02 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
nieuwe koffies
tonight PETER VAN DER LINTFABRIEK opens his own bar called "bar mondial" in the center of town.

listening to THE MENSTRUATION SISTERS and to BILL NACE' new solo tape on his own OPEN MOUTH RECORDS.
01 May 2008 by dennis tyfus
jegens de mensgsen van de parochel
tonight THE WHITE NONKEL SLAM DUB plays with MAGIK MARKERS at the skyhut chalatan in hand, while the icelandic alcohol tester SIGGY SIGMARSSON of the great fart troupe STYLLUPPSTEYPA has something happening at bozar!

listening to LATINAMERICARPET vol 1 and to STEVE MOORE's demo 200"+ bonus tracks lp!
30 Apr 2008 by dennis tyfus
geef de burp ein stu